concept of DiWaLi

it is a forwarded mAil i had just received amazing thou
do read it
it is actually happening these days observe people in metros and other big cities the young crownd in particular, everything western is worshipped by them
where is InDiA
here it is!!!

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked
by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali"
to his younger brother, this is how he went about it..

." So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom
and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a
bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this
cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or
something...
Since he was going, for like, something like more than
10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his
bro along...you know...so that they could all chill
out together.
But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really
man... they had monkeys and devils and shit like that.
But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and
arrows... so it was fine.
But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called
Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to
his hood.And boy, was our man , and also his bro,
Laxman,pissed...
And you don't piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just
kicks ass and like... all the gods were with him... So
anyways,you don't mess with gods.
So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..Dude,
don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just
go along with me, ok...So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys
whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood.
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the
forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know...
no TV or malls or shit like that.
So,they decided to hitch a ride backhome... and when
the people realize that our dude, his bro andthe wife
are back home... they thought, well, you know, at
least they deserve something nice... and they didn't
have any bars or clubs in those days...
so they couldn't take them out for a drink,so they,
like,decided to smoke and shit...and since they also
had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was
pretty cooool...you know with all those fireworks...
Really, they even had some localband play along with
the fireworks... and you know,what, dude, that was the
very first, no kidding.., that was the very first
music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th
of July stuff,but just, more cooler and stuff, you
know.
And, so dude, that was how,like, this festival
started."